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You're like feces with legs
Start getting fluent in that tongue, I'll knock you down so many pegs
That the game of Life'll just see you as one of the dregs
I'm dropping these rhymes easier than a carton of eggs
Upon the stone.
Of which beneath are broken bones
Of my past foes
Slaughtered by my flows
Come up walkin' around, start up my mental fires
Which will end up being your very own funeral pyres
For you've become the main focus of my lyrical ire
This situation's like the wolf I'm being to you; dire
You take me as a scrub cause I don't lift weights?
Look up, you see the roof? No! It's gone into space
I live every day just to see the look on that face
When you know you've seen a road runner up who's gone without a trace
I've got mad skills on the mic, yet I'm clam as fuck
Got nothing against you except that I know you suck
In comparison, ford through like my name is Harrison
Indiana Jones'in for this river that I'm flowin through again
At the end of this I might as well buy you a drink
Cause I've fucked you up so hard you can't even think
More random, not so pissed off Freestyle dis rap
The first two lines came to my head, this came up as I typed it. I get these ideas and feel I need to save them.
But this isn't directed to anyone at all, this was purely freestyle bullshit I came up with.
If you like it, awesome. If not, tell me why.
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I'm about to rip a new one so wide you'll need a Taylor
Cause I'm attackin' this Zach and rolling him up like a hay bale-or
My rhymes roll off the tongue, you sap away the fun
Talking shit about me, your girlfriend, EVERYONE!
I get that you were bullied damn near all your life
But does that mean you gotta be like them and not even apologize?
You say you have your reasons "I had a bad day" isn't it
Cause, like the rest of the world, quite frankly, who gives a shit?
Listening to you talk is like hearing a twelve year old
With a deeper voice, and a sentence structure that's growing mold
Every sentence has to have the word penis in it, why?
My brain struggles with the reasoning behind someone being that kind of guy
I get the world has some stupid people, but damn
Why you gotta be such a dick to EVERYONE YOU KNOW? I don't understand
If you're like this to your friends, were you like this to your dad and nan?
It's no wonder your girlfriend isn't at all your biggest fan
My livestream may be minuscule, but you've still got a lot to comprehend
Like learning the terms "Self-control" and "How to be an actual friend"
Cause right now, you're just the douche that comes in every call
And makes my smile take a really long, agonizing fall
You shouldn't be something people put up with, especially to buddies
So stop talking all this shit, you're making your boots muddy
How would you like it if you started a stream
And had some asshole coming in and started being mean
Posting porn or laughing at your low viewer counts?
Did you eat your childhood bully and pack on his few pounds?
Cause you're like an anchor for fun, always dragging me down
You're the king of snobby and bitchy, with a Burger king Kid's meal crown
I only write these to vent considering bottles don't help
And talking to you doesn't either, you asinine whelp
Go off and whimper to your always loving girlfriend
Who "hates me just a little less", when's that hate gonna end?
At this rate, its never. Just forget it, you two are through
Along with this rap with a "have a nice day, but fuck you"
Random pissed off freestyle
Bit of backstory on this, I was kinda pissed at this one guy that I barely consider a friend who keeps talking shit about me and my livestream in front of me, and behind my back. 
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  • Mood: Spring Fever
  • Listening to: Eminem
  • Reading: What I just wrote
  • Watching: What I just wrote
  • Playing: Whatever games I got
  • Eating: Pop tarts
  • Drinking: Root beer
So this journal has been touched about as often as I have....damn I'm dusty.


But I'm here to tell everyone that I'm livestreaming diablo 3: reaper of souls on my channel www.twitch.tv/zcburrito
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Everywhere I fly. People always die.
Cause Neltharion, AKA, Deathwing's got a big surprise (Worm!)
Everywhere I fly. People always die.
Cause Neltharion, AKA, Deathwing's got a big surprise!

RISE UP!
Burn town, break ground, plus sound.
Now, my kids, fly around.
Gotta unmake this world before the aspects
Get back on my case for my prospects
I'm Deathwing, Black wings
Been in the earth sleeping, since Burning
Legion went back the Well of Eternity
Before this Demon Soul absurdity!

(Now!)
Lets get his chaos going
Lets see the havoc growing
So just bow down before me now
We'll keep them bodies dropping
Lets get his chaos going
Lets see the havoc growing
So just bow down before me now
We'll keep them bodies dropping

When I start killing
My flames do all my grilling
Raids want to try to fight me
All I see is future wiping
Tier 12 with extra enchants
Take it off, lemme kill you quickly
Calm down, its just repairing
Costs em three one fifty, makes em crazy!
Buy gear and enjoy your fun
Try me once more on next week's run
I wanna burn the world down, but Blizzard won't let me
So what's the point of my releasing?
Call adds, or more fire
At this rate, might as well retire
Till then I'll wipe the raid groups like a mess with a shamwow
And I don't have to care cause their world's unmade now!

Lets get his chaos going
Lets see the havoc growing
So just bow down before me now
We'll keep them bodies dropping
Lets get his chaos going
Lets see the havoc growing
So just bow down before me now
We'll keep them bodies dropping

Lets get this Cataclysm
Underway like a euphemism
For a night with Alexstraza after a night of mating season
Come on, drakes, I wanna see you flying
I wanna see the mortals dying
Make a move, bros, saw you twitching
Come closer so I can stop your flinching
I don't give a care if you're strong or not
I'll turn the ground you're on into another hot spot
Think death can stop me, well, wrong, you thought
I'm coming right back to finish what I've wrought
Magic only tickles, feels like rain when it trickles
Even time is on my side, thought it was your ally?
Not even dreams can beat back the wrath of my attack
Turn all of Life into a charred corpse stack
The day my loot will drop, I still wait and linger
Till then everybody dies, don't gotta lift a finger!

Lets get his chaos going
Lets see the havoc growing
So just bow down before me now
We'll keep them bodies dropping
Lets get his chaos going
Lets see the havoc growing
So just bow down before me now
We'll keep them bodies dropping

Everywhere I fly. People always die.
Cause Neltharion, AKA, Deathwing's got a big surprise (Fools!)
Everywhere I fly. People always die.
Cause Neltharion, AKA, Deathwing's got a big surprise!
Everyhwhere I fly. (Everywhere I go parody)
This is a parody of Hollywood Undead's song "Everywhere I go"
This parody is about  a World of Warcraft character known as Deathwing, formerly Neltharion

Basically, he's a giant evil dragon that wanted to destroy the world. This is a song about his personality.
Hope you like!Misc Emoji-13 (Heart) [V1] 
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So much time passing since the breaking of hearts
Now most of us have moved on, except for some stubborn parts
Not willing to let go of the rust that holds
Them in that terrible place of old, covered in mold
From the conflict, drawn as ancient history
Its like I'm France and they're Germany
I dropped this topic like it was hot but now I feel
That I'd pick it up, snap it in two, leave it now for real
But some people just pick up the fragments to remember
And hold on till they can't anymore, it felt whatever
Till it came back to me, going back to this tree
Where we used to meet, I'm back to being chill, but see
Some people find the dumbest reasons to be mad about
Excuses to make them feel like they wanna gut you like a trout
For things that happened so long ago, why
Have that burden of memory sit upon your mind?
It pains me when I see or hear about these grudges
I let go of mine, but some people just turn into drudges
But still I dream of the day when we all find it ok
To put this shit aside, to break these splinters away
Splinters
Ever know somebody like this?
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  • Mood: Spring Fever
  • Listening to: Eminem
  • Reading: What I just wrote
  • Watching: What I just wrote
  • Playing: Whatever games I got
  • Eating: Pop tarts
  • Drinking: Root beer
So this journal has been touched about as often as I have....damn I'm dusty.


But I'm here to tell everyone that I'm livestreaming diablo 3: reaper of souls on my channel www.twitch.tv/zcburrito

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The Dude of Bro, man
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Deviants and Deviettes, hello and welcome to another poetry hive!!!! I know, we poets are an endangered species on this site at times, but hear this!

I am a young innocent little pers-PAHAHAHA! I CANT KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE WHILE SAYING THAT!

Lets give you the real stuff! I'm not a normal guy; I like to be weird. I can actually disprove normal with one example. Whole bunch of business people with business suits and all that see a bunch of nerds with game and movie costumes on for no apparent reason, they think its weird. Well the costume people see the business men and think they're weird too. So there you have it: NORMAL DOESN'T EXIST! I like to write poetry and raps, I like to play video games and act. I wanna be a voice actor in the future. I play Xbox and games like World of Warcraft and Team Fortress 2. I've played video games since I was 3, my first one was Diablo 1. I have awesome parents, awesome friends, and an awesome life.
Why did I just reveal a good portion of my life to the world? Because people think I'm legitimately insane, the kind of people that kill for no real reason and don't give a damn about it.
I'm not crazy! I'm just weird! The funny kinda weird! The kinda weird that everyone can like! Now I'm not gonna reveal ALL of my life to the world cause I'm not getting interviewed yet.





If there are any requests you got for me, send me some. If you want my gamertags...
Xbox: ZealotClassTaco
Steam: Hoot Nanny, Esquire.

Current Residence: Look behind you, if you see a wall you looked to far.
Favourite genre of music: Heavy Metal and Rap
Favourite style of art: Poetry
Skin of choice: Tan
Favourite cartoon character: Lord Death from Soul Eater
Personal Quote: If you have nothing to live, fight, or die for, find something.
Favorite Weapon: Guns and Double edged Battle axes
Favorite Armor: Light or any camouflage
Favorite Apocalypse: ZOMBIES!!!!!
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MexicaniaiKataraINC Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Student General Artist
Happy birthday, enjoy your day.
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ZealotClassBurrito Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you :)
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Guess Who's Back
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ZealotClassBurrito Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Zephyr's back?
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Danm Right!
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ZealotClassBurrito Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Fuuuuuuuck yeah
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner May 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
like the lyrics I sent ya?
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner May 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
hey bro
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ZealotClassBurrito Featured By Owner May 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
hey man sorry I've been busy
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner May 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
thats ok brah.Hey how would you critisize my raps? (constructive)
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ZealotClassBurrito Featured By Owner May 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I'd be happy to
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I say your all just to goddanm sensitive rappers are just too competitive regardless of all this censorship evil deeds are done as a erotic way Zealot I have a question if I may: Sissies and pussies beefing with us we slaughter them even if we have to kick female butt till then I walk around with a manly strut

I say your all just to goddanm sensitive wait...this is the same shit I just did this anyway I dont know how else to put it this is the only thig Im good at. As I stuck a pin in Meria Carrys head and walked away asshe just blew around the room like a baloon-a I grabbed the last can of chicken n jelly tuna I dont even gotta make no fucking scence I did a whole songandI didnt say "BITCH"
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
my friend sentme those jokes. He said something about them coming from Iron Solomon a whiterapper. Soif we are gonna usethem we need them in our own words
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ZealotClassBurrito Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Agreed
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
here are some jokes I found we coulduse

We met outside the vergin mega store Ironic cuz his girl is a non vergin mega wh***

you and your bro are like two gloves you repeate everything he says like my gfs parrot does

Buddies say im nice? there on drugs look at my hair huzzed like herin buzzed

Think you raw G? well then who the rock hardfuck wears cargo shorts with long strings?

Im ripping up this faggot this is how JB would look like as a heroin addict (haha)
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ZealotClassBurrito Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Fuck those are funny. Oh heres some good ones

I've got haters on my case and bitches trying my jock, let em chirp away, little pigeons, cause I don't give a flock

Think you pro just cause you know all about Call of Duty? You're like Justin Bieber to Usher, basically a Call of Booty

See these nades? Nah not the ones around my crotch, bet you like what you see though cause I'm ballin up a notch

This fire that I spit could burn the roof that you tried to raise, now its razed and you're enraged, someone put this mutt back in its cage
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Come for me to battle last i heard that I fucked Nikki in the asshole XD
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
hey Sane. Ifound us a beat look this up on Youtube word for word

" Dark Rap Beat - Shadow Business " the thumbnail looks kinda like a blue godzilla with crystals sticking out of its back
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ZealotClassBurrito Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thats some dope shit right there, we gotta talk about it over skype or somethin
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Agreed
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
How do you feel about white rappers dropping the N bomb? (im making a journal about this i suggest you do too to let white rappers know that its not cool)
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ZealotClassBurrito Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
It really isn't cool. I mean look at Eminem and Macklemore and Ryan Lewis. White rappers who have never dropped the N bomb
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
hey did you check out my Daranged Jake rap? i think I did well
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ZealotClassBurrito Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah I did, sorry I was busy for awhile. Theater shit to do
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ZealotClassBurrito Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
also you did really good on that one, nice hits on Obama
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