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  • Mood: Spring Fever
  • Listening to: Eminem
  • Reading: What I just wrote
  • Watching: What I just wrote
  • Playing: Whatever games I got
  • Eating: Pop tarts
  • Drinking: Root beer
So yeah I've been busy with school, getting back into this play called "The Foreigner" by Larry Shue. 
For info on it, look it up on wikipedia, explains everything to detail.

In other news, I have a girlfriend once more, better than the last of the past. Best compared to the rest. i'll get it off my chest for her name is Emma. AKA Krasivaya (Beauty in Russian) AKA my River Song AKA my rogue of sneaky awesomeness AKA Smartest fucking girl I've ever met AKA Perfection incarnate. 
In case you dunno, I be in love, mon.

Furthermore I play the leagues of the legends, my username upon such is HootNannyEsq
On the steams of the valves I am The Real Hoot Nanny, Esquire I
On the Worlds of warcraft, my servers are Proudmoore (Alliance), Shu'halo (Horde) but if you got some servers you'd like me to try, I'll come play with yeh! (Just not moonguard please, Goldshire is not a whorehouse)

Lastly, I wanna say something to all the people who have a dream of doing something great that seems ridiculous. Maniacal. Overbearing and impossible. Where would we be if people like you replaced the innovators and idols of all things? What if Blizzard stopped making games after the first Warcraft? We'd still be stuck playing old, not as detailed games like centipede and Galaga, which are awesome but times are changing. Where would we be if Tom Hiddleston never tried to become Loki? We'd have some other shmoe as the god of mischief we all know and demand cheaper cosplays for! And how could humanity survive without the people who created twinkies? TWINKIES ARE THE GREATEST SPONGECAKE RELATED FOOD ITEM IN ALL OF KNOWN EXISTENCE, AND IF WE HAD NONE, HOW WOULD WE SURVIVE AN APOCALYPSE? HOW I ASK YOU HOW?

I have my personal quote to share, and to those brave enough to stand by it, do so with pride!
"If you have nothing to live, fight, or die for: someone will have already considered you in replacement of their nothing"
Everyone is destined for something, be it by whatever god you worship, be it by whatever job you were trained for, be it by being an angry hobo on gmod rp servers.
You are destined for greatness, so release yourself into the wilds of the world with pride! Pride and Twinkies! GLORIOUS TWINKIES!
GO FORTH, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS! GO FORTH AND CLAIM WHAT PRIZES AWAIT YOU IN LIFE!

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The Dude of Bro, man
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Deviants and Deviettes, hello and welcome to another poetry hive!!!! I know, we poets are an endangered species on this site at times, but hear this!

I am a young innocent little pers-PAHAHAHA! I CANT KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE WHILE SAYING THAT!

Lets give you the real stuff! I'm not a normal guy; I like to be weird. I can actually disprove normal with one example. Whole bunch of business people with business suits and all that see a bunch of nerds with game and movie costumes on for no apparent reason, they think its weird. Well the costume people see the business men and think they're weird too. So there you have it: NORMAL DOESN'T EXIST! I like to write poetry and raps, I like to play video games and act. I wanna be a voice actor in the future. I play Xbox and games like World of Warcraft and Team Fortress 2. I've played video games since I was 3, my first one was Diablo 1. I have awesome parents, awesome friends, and an awesome life.
Why did I just reveal a good portion of my life to the world? Because people think I'm legitimately insane, the kind of people that kill for no real reason and don't give a damn about it.
I'm not crazy! I'm just weird! The funny kinda weird! The kinda weird that everyone can like! Now I'm not gonna reveal ALL of my life to the world cause I'm not getting interviewed yet.





If there are any requests you got for me, send me some. If you want my gamertags...
Xbox: ZealotClassTaco
Steam: Hoot Nanny, Esquire.

Current Residence: Look behind you, if you see a wall you looked to far.
Favourite genre of music: Heavy Metal and Rap
Favourite style of art: Poetry
Skin of choice: Tan
Favourite cartoon character: Lord Death from Soul Eater
Personal Quote: If you have nothing to live, fight, or die for, find something.
Favorite Weapon: Guns and Double edged Battle axes
Favorite Armor: Light or any camouflage
Favorite Apocalypse: ZOMBIES!!!!!
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Scottman23 Apr 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I say your all just to goddanm sensitive rappers are just too competitive regardless of all this censorship evil deeds are done as a erotic way Zealot I have a question if I may: Sissies and pussies beefing with us we slaughter them even if we have to kick female butt till then I walk around with a manly strut

I say your all just to goddanm sensitive wait...this is the same shit I just did this anyway I dont know how else to put it this is the only thig Im good at. As I stuck a pin in Meria Carrys head and walked away asshe just blew around the room like a baloon-a I grabbed the last can of chicken n jelly tuna I dont even gotta make no fucking scence I did a whole songandI didnt say "BITCH"
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Scottman23 Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
my friend sentme those jokes. He said something about them coming from Iron Solomon a whiterapper. Soif we are gonna usethem we need them in our own words
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ZealotClassBurrito Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Agreed
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Scottman23 Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
here are some jokes I found we coulduse

We met outside the vergin mega store Ironic cuz his girl is a non vergin mega wh***

you and your bro are like two gloves you repeate everything he says like my gfs parrot does

Buddies say im nice? there on drugs look at my hair huzzed like herin buzzed

Think you raw G? well then who the rock hardfuck wears cargo shorts with long strings?

Im ripping up this faggot this is how JB would look like as a heroin addict (haha)
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ZealotClassBurrito Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Fuck those are funny. Oh heres some good ones

I've got haters on my case and bitches trying my jock, let em chirp away, little pigeons, cause I don't give a flock

Think you pro just cause you know all about Call of Duty? You're like Justin Bieber to Usher, basically a Call of Booty

See these nades? Nah not the ones around my crotch, bet you like what you see though cause I'm ballin up a notch

This fire that I spit could burn the roof that you tried to raise, now its razed and you're enraged, someone put this mutt back in its cage
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Scottman23 Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Come for me to battle last i heard that I fucked Nikki in the asshole XD
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Scottman23 Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
hey Sane. Ifound us a beat look this up on Youtube word for word

" Dark Rap Beat - Shadow Business " the thumbnail looks kinda like a blue godzilla with crystals sticking out of its back
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ZealotClassBurrito Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thats some dope shit right there, we gotta talk about it over skype or somethin
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Scottman23 Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Agreed
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Scottman23 Apr 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
How do you feel about white rappers dropping the N bomb? (im making a journal about this i suggest you do too to let white rappers know that its not cool)
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ZealotClassBurrito Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
It really isn't cool. I mean look at Eminem and Macklemore and Ryan Lewis. White rappers who have never dropped the N bomb
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Scottman23 Apr 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
hey did you check out my Daranged Jake rap? i think I did well
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ZealotClassBurrito Apr 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah I did, sorry I was busy for awhile. Theater shit to do
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ZealotClassBurrito Apr 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
also you did really good on that one, nice hits on Obama
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Scottman23 Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
haha!
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Scottman23 Mar 31, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Derranged Jake is complete
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Scottman23 Mar 31, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
sup
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Scottman23 Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
hey lets just write a song how good we can rhyme you start
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Scottman23 Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
guess whos back? :iconevilplz:
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Scottman23 Mar 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Ghost Single Zypher 2014 Scilence Kills EP

Zypher has returned bloodthirsty adventurous I guess I just blow up like a WMD in the prison likea jenosidoulis Im Back Im Back Scream all you want X aint gonna help you helpless fuck its a sick world yeah we are all prime victems of drugs coke weed Heroin Imso slim slim shadys confused Lookes like I blew a fuse thats what I do to confuse my enemy literally its an urge you see I feel like Slim I take 7 *** from *** stand them all in line had an AK-47 a revolver a 9 keep in mind that line aint mine so dont light it up.

Frantically Its hell being me like jail good I put a dead mans head in a kids mailbox all theres fakers just suck ****s wait my voice cant be heard ok lemmie turn the volume up right now You are my puppet stuck to strings I control you dont make me oversoes you.

Yeah I did that people bitchen about how i was born during Y2K and all that...Ive had enough so I did that guys girl yeah been there did that (haha)
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ZealotClassBurrito Mar 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
(That was dope, not gonna lie)
BUT NOW ITS THE MOTHAFUCKIN OUTCAST TIME!

Excluded from what people call the relatively real world
Let me show you the real reality unfurled
There's alot more stupid and it could be you
Do you suffer from having the swag or yolo flu?
If so, then here's a prescription medication
Like some yoga or Swahili meditation
In relation to the real world, this would be wrong
Especially if you did this in periods for long
Then there'd be too much blood, want a relaxi pad?
To assure you that things aren't exactly so bad?
Well tough shit, we're out of em, go on get out
You're fuckin dead to me if you tried to gut me like a trout
This world is haunted with the spirits of regret and foolish past
Jacob Marely's got a joint in his hand while the hicks got barely
While all the cool kids in the halls say that this is gnarly 
But quite frankly, for them this would make me sorry
If I cared enough, gave a shit enough, but i'm tough
Had my weak moments, but then decided that they was bluffs
So fuck all who fucked with me, and fucked me over
I'll be alive, y'all can be specters roaming over like a rover
Exploring the unexplored, but this is like Mars
No real intelligent life to speak of, I can only see stars
Well I'm a necromancer, bringing styles back from the dead
Driving around in a dune buggy with an afro on my head
Oh how I wish that this generation had come later
Then I wouldn't be judged for liking people like Darth Vader
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Scottman23 Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Zypher


What did I tell ya you cant claim victory not youcan survive the mystery (NOT) theres a feeling you get ahen you spit peopleunderstand the shit people put in. i got a dozen people defend me keepin mind insult me aith whatever wordthats why im clever when i put together a verse i act like A crack addict I think its wack cuz im not the baddest im black in platnum rap status. Derranged and insane but when people see my name they feel inane cuz it doesnt mean the same thing. Your coming aith me like it or not your goin to fear it like I showed you my dear sencearly Zypher
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Scottman23 Mar 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Guess whos back? Back Again?
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ZealotClassBurrito Mar 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Zyph and Sane, to bring pain
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Scottman23 Mar 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
What song should we do?

Ghosts
BioHazerdous
Voices
To our lovers
Or Derranged Jake
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