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I JUST GRADUATED MAUFUCKAS!
Outta high school goin to college, and leaving all the bullshit of the past behind me
Tis only the future that matters after the past is done anyways.

I am a free and happy man

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ZealotClassBurrito
The Dude of Bro, man
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United States
Deviants and Deviettes, hello and welcome to another poetry hive!!!! I know, we poets are an endangered species on this site at times, but hear this!

I am a young innocent little pers-PAHAHAHA! I CANT KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE WHILE SAYING THAT!

Lets give you the real stuff! I'm not a normal guy; I like to be weird. I can actually disprove normal with one example. Whole bunch of business people with business suits and all that see a bunch of nerds with game and movie costumes on for no apparent reason, they think its weird. Well the costume people see the business men and think they're weird too. So there you have it: NORMAL DOESN'T EXIST! I like to write poetry and raps, I like to play video games and act. I wanna be a voice actor in the future. I play Xbox and games like World of Warcraft and Team Fortress 2. I've played video games since I was 3, my first one was Diablo 1. I have awesome parents, awesome friends, and an awesome life.
Why did I just reveal a good portion of my life to the world? Because people think I'm legitimately insane, the kind of people that kill for no real reason and don't give a damn about it.
I'm not crazy! I'm just weird! The funny kinda weird! The kinda weird that everyone can like! Now I'm not gonna reveal ALL of my life to the world cause I'm not getting interviewed yet.





If there are any requests you got for me, send me some. If you want my gamertags...
Xbox: ZealotClassTaco
Steam: Hoot Nanny, Esquire.

Current Residence: Look behind you, if you see a wall you looked to far.
Favourite genre of music: Heavy Metal and Rap
Favourite style of art: Poetry
Skin of choice: Tan
Favourite cartoon character: Lord Death from Soul Eater
Personal Quote: If you have nothing to live, fight, or die for, find something.
Favorite Weapon: Guns and Double edged Battle axes
Favorite Armor: Light or any camouflage
Favorite Apocalypse: ZOMBIES!!!!!
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MexicaniaiKataraINC Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Student General Artist
Happy birthday, enjoy your day.
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ZealotClassBurrito Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you :)
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Guess Who's Back
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ZealotClassBurrito Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Zephyr's back?
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Danm Right!
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ZealotClassBurrito Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Fuuuuuuuck yeah
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner May 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
like the lyrics I sent ya?
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner May 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
hey bro
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ZealotClassBurrito Featured By Owner May 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
hey man sorry I've been busy
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner May 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
thats ok brah.Hey how would you critisize my raps? (constructive)
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ZealotClassBurrito Featured By Owner May 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I'd be happy to
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I say your all just to goddanm sensitive rappers are just too competitive regardless of all this censorship evil deeds are done as a erotic way Zealot I have a question if I may: Sissies and pussies beefing with us we slaughter them even if we have to kick female butt till then I walk around with a manly strut

I say your all just to goddanm sensitive wait...this is the same shit I just did this anyway I dont know how else to put it this is the only thig Im good at. As I stuck a pin in Meria Carrys head and walked away asshe just blew around the room like a baloon-a I grabbed the last can of chicken n jelly tuna I dont even gotta make no fucking scence I did a whole songandI didnt say "BITCH"
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
my friend sentme those jokes. He said something about them coming from Iron Solomon a whiterapper. Soif we are gonna usethem we need them in our own words
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ZealotClassBurrito Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Agreed
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
here are some jokes I found we coulduse

We met outside the vergin mega store Ironic cuz his girl is a non vergin mega wh***

you and your bro are like two gloves you repeate everything he says like my gfs parrot does

Buddies say im nice? there on drugs look at my hair huzzed like herin buzzed

Think you raw G? well then who the rock hardfuck wears cargo shorts with long strings?

Im ripping up this faggot this is how JB would look like as a heroin addict (haha)
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ZealotClassBurrito Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Fuck those are funny. Oh heres some good ones

I've got haters on my case and bitches trying my jock, let em chirp away, little pigeons, cause I don't give a flock

Think you pro just cause you know all about Call of Duty? You're like Justin Bieber to Usher, basically a Call of Booty

See these nades? Nah not the ones around my crotch, bet you like what you see though cause I'm ballin up a notch

This fire that I spit could burn the roof that you tried to raise, now its razed and you're enraged, someone put this mutt back in its cage
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Come for me to battle last i heard that I fucked Nikki in the asshole XD
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
hey Sane. Ifound us a beat look this up on Youtube word for word

" Dark Rap Beat - Shadow Business " the thumbnail looks kinda like a blue godzilla with crystals sticking out of its back
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ZealotClassBurrito Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thats some dope shit right there, we gotta talk about it over skype or somethin
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Agreed
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
How do you feel about white rappers dropping the N bomb? (im making a journal about this i suggest you do too to let white rappers know that its not cool)
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ZealotClassBurrito Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
It really isn't cool. I mean look at Eminem and Macklemore and Ryan Lewis. White rappers who have never dropped the N bomb
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Scottman23 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
hey did you check out my Daranged Jake rap? i think I did well
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ZealotClassBurrito Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah I did, sorry I was busy for awhile. Theater shit to do
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ZealotClassBurrito Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
also you did really good on that one, nice hits on Obama
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